Gym essentials!!

I made some interesting observations after spending some time in a gym in West Delhi. While I lost little weight and a lot of hope, I would love to share these gym essentials with you. So if someone plans to join the gym in the near future, they need to know they have the following before they join a gym:

1. A wafer thin body( for the girls), A V-shaped macho physique with bulging biceps (for the guys). The fat ones need to stay home.

2. A swanky car. Anything upwards of a Merc C Class will suffice. If you're not that blessed, then you can park your Accord next to that Ducati.

3. A gym wardrobe that boasts of only Abercrombie, Ed Hardy, Armani tees and bottoms and has costed more than an average human's party clothing.

4. Gym shoes that match your clothing and never get dirty.

5. Blow dried hair let open on the shoulder(for the girls). Mascara, foundation, kohl, the works....Who's going to sweat it out after all?

6. The latest Headphones to connect with the Gym music. You can connect your iPad with the treadmill if you want. Who carries iPods now? 

7. iPhone and Blackberry. All those with any other phone can leave it with the valet.

8. Your own set of Blowfex Dumbbells. Who uses the dirty gym ones to exercise?

9. Designer mug to carry your protein shake.

10. Last but not the least, oodles of time. Cos that's what you come to the gym for, simply wile it away. 

Exercising is so cliche....