Meri Satta!!!!

While there isn't anything great happening in my life, there is something very important happening to the life of Mother India. She now has another child. Rather one of her kids has divided their nucleus into two and hence, there are two of them now. How cool/uncool is that? So from 28 states and seven UT's, there will now be 29 states. But who knows there might be more coming soon!!

One minister sat on a fast and got his Telangana. Do you think if I fast for one week, I'll get BansalPradesh. Well, that doesn't sound so good, na? What if I ask them to club Goa, Mumbai and the surrounding lovely places into one and name it Bansal Pradesh? It's sounding better already, isn't it? Life will be a party, day and night! And if I put my bargaining skills to test, maybe the whole of Goa, Diu, Mumbai and Ahmadabad might be mine.

Given a choice, I would want to annex the full Arabian Sea side coastline of India and name it LOR. Line of Rupal! Where there would be one Queen! Me, of course and there would be many tiny kingdoms, starting with Goa, Diu, Kochi, Mysore, Daman ruled by separate people. But they would all come and report back to their Queen, aka Rupal.

Do you think that is conceivable? Can I sit on a fast for a week and get my LOR/Bansal Pradesh? I am willing to settle for any of them as long as I am the ruler of my territory and they name it after me. Given the present state of things, I just have to pick a time and place for the fast, inform the media of my plans and put up banners asking for LOR/Bansal Pradesh and the state would be mine. Excellent, anticipating the best, I have listed out the various Governors of my small kingdoms. Read on:

Queen of LOR/Bansal Pradesh: Rupal

Governor of Ahmedabad: Mohit Bansal( We all know why)
Governor of Diu : Prateek Khemka( Lovely place for young boys, I've heard)
Governor of Goa : I would want that for myself, but keeping my ill emotions under control, this territory has been allotted to Sameera Agrawal(for obvious reasons)
Governor of Ooty : Apar Bansal(He can be closer to work)
Governor of Mumbai : Kunaal Mittal( He can be closer to home)Home is where the heart is!!! ;)
Governor of Lakshadweep:Ankur Mittal( He can keep honeymooning here)
Governor of Bangalore: Shweta Sood( Synonymous)
Governor of Kochi : Niti Gupta( She can turn the area from a nature town into a shopping arena)
Governor of Kanyakumari: Rupal(Sensibility prevails at the end)

In case you want to apply for the post of ruler of a territory in LOR/Bansal Pradesh, pls email me with complete Biodata and experience. For more openings, keep watching this space.

Till next time,

Queen R